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Joke of the Day

"One fun way to describe Facebook is ""imagine you are a mind reader in Walmart."""

"When did mathematicians get their independence? March 14."

"[having sex with centaur] ME: *man that fortune cookie was spooky accurate*"

"My doctor said I had an iron deficiency and I asked him how he could tell. He pointed at my crinkled shirt."

"What do you call a bull that masturbates? Beef Jerky."

"What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left? ""You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."""

"I super glue one jar of pickles shut and leave it out at the barbecue then watch the humiliation unfold."

"What's everyone doing for Seis de Mayo?"

"You know what they say about corn? You only borrow it..."

"Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 (eight) 9"