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Joke of the Day

"If a blue man lives in the blue house, a red man lives in the red house, and a green man lives in the green house, who lives in the white house? an orange man"

"What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !"

"Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery? To win dough."

"Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright they're grand."

"nuance is cancelled. ur either good or bad. if ur good but then u say something bad, then ur bad now n therefore cancelled"

"What's the most useless thing on a woman? A drunk Irishman."

"My local steak house serves nothing but vegetarian bc cows are vegetarian"

"There are only 10 type of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Star Wars really beat me in movies.. Rogue One, Me Zero."

"Someone was told me that they were an actor. I told them I wanted coconut milk in my chai latte."