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Joke of the Day

"If a blue man lives in the blue house, a red man lives in the red house, and a green man lives in the green house, who lives in the white house? an orange man"

"A guy gives free circumcisions He gets asked, ""well, if you don't get paid, how do you keep the food on the table?"" He answers, ""I keep the tips"""

"What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven? a 2nd born."

"Christmas Stuff [all] So what's up with all of the Christmas ads and it's not even Guy Fawke's day? Like who thinks of this stuff?"

"A man walks up to a girl in a bar and says ""You remind me of my little toe"" . She says, ""Is that because I'm small and cute?"" He says, ""No, its because I'm going to bang you on the table later"""

"Me: You're the only one who truly gets me. Chipotle guy: What? Me: I said chicken. Chicken burrito."

"What do you call a Kiwi with one leg? Not even bro."

"If our next President is Donald Trump.. He will put the P.O.S in P.O.T.U.S"

"My fourth grade teacher told me I would use cursive at least once a week, but she was wrong. I use it every day when food is delivered to my house."

"Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"