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Joke of the Day
"Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy."
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"my criminal record is only clean because of how fast i can run with my pants around my ankles."
"What's brown, dirty, and sticky? A stick"
"New air jordans What do you call the new air jordans in mexico The air juan 11sd"
"I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."
"You'll get this gun when you pry it out of my cold dead ow hey give that back"
"DENTIST: Been flossing? ME: Yup D: [reaches into my mouth & pulls out a copy of the NY Times dated 7/5/14] I put this in there last time"
"Anyone else able to tie rope using telekinesis? Thought knot."
"Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre? Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh."
"A couple were french kissing, then the guy looks at the girl and says "" I think I swallowed your gum"" Nah, says the girl, I just have a cold."