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Joke of the Day
"Anyone else able to tie rope using telekinesis? Thought knot."
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"Damn you bladder stop releasing my precious beer."
"""Scolding a cat after it does something wrong has been proven ineffective"" - cats"
"Neighbor: Awww! She's adorable! What is she? Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor..."
"Why are Panda's always sad? Because all their friends are dead."
"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA NA NA NA!"
"What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white fairy tail? White begins, ""Once upon a time..."" Black begins, ""Y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"""
"What did one ass cheek say to the other? We gotta hold this shit together."
"History Of The Hipster Culture That You Probably Never Heard Of, But Whatever #futurecollegeclass"
"The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, ""Did you forget your line?"""