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Joke of the Day

"If my children are any indication of how much I talk, I would now like to apologize to any man I've ever dated...EVER"

"Knock knock ... Who's there? Any. Any who? Come in, Canadian!"

"What's the difference between a corvette and a blowjob? Your mom didn't give me a corvette"

"Worst thing about having a daughter is... No matter how hard you try you're daughter is gonna have some other man's dick in her mouth."

"For a cat named Jingles, his tambourine accompaniment to my blistering bongo solo isn't that impressive."

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks: ""How much for a beer?"" The bartender replies: ""For you? No charge."""

"My boss kept saying he's dating himself. I told him he could do better."

"Where does Crazy Horse live? In an unstable."

"I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic I wont take no for an answer."

"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence."