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Joke of the Day

"Where does Crazy Horse live? In an unstable."

"Really Smooth. I lied told my dad that school was canceled. He said,"" lets go see a movie."" We got in the car and he dropped me off at school."

"Did you hear about the man running a marathon on the afghanistan border? He actually went 3 miles further... I guess Iran* a little too far *I'm pronouncing it ""e-ran"""

"I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick."

"A young boy died after having sex with his teacher... His friends high fived him to death. Zak galifinakorishdjignko"

"Why was Freddie Mercury a great front-man for Queen? He could perform ""Under Pressure""."

"It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too small for me."

"How do you tell if someone is jewish at a football game? They leave after the coin toss"

"Dear masturbating astronauts... In space. No one can hear you cream"

"Karate Kid (1984, PG): An old Asian man tricks a bullied teenager into doing household chores for him. [126 minutes]"