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Joke of the Day

"Worst thing about having a daughter is... No matter how hard you try you're daughter is gonna have some other man's dick in her mouth."

"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. They like to live in the darkness."

"Went to fight.. Hockey game broke out."

"Kids: *doing something they shouldn't* Me: Stop or I'll be mad Kids: *keep doing it* Me: Stop or Mom will be mad Kids:*stop immediately*"

"*scampers over to ice cream truck* Yes, I'll take the SpongeBob who looks like he just opened the Ark of the Covenant, please."

"Tip: ""Montreal"" is short for ""Monsters Are Real."" The city was originally given this name due to its abundance of monsters."

"Police: Viagra on the Rise as Recreational Drug Amongst Urban Youth The Boys in the Hood are always hard."

"Where do stoners keep their money? In a joint account"

"Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed? They fell off a cliff boom boom."

"What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association"