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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a Pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches..."
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"""ranch goes with everything"" i whisper while placing a bottle of ranch in grandma's coffin"
"It's everybodies favourite day of the year World IBD day! Ah shit, I'm missing a colon"
"What country has 6 faces, and 8 points? Cuba"
"Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight years olds? There's 20 of them."
"Knock knock ... Who's there? Any. Any who? Come in, Canadian!"
"LPT - If your phone gets wet, put it in a bag of uncooked rice overnight. The rice will attract Asian people who will then fix your phone. Tried, tested, true"
"Hey, insurance companies instead of having a commercial on TV every 10 minutes can you just cover some of my medical bills?"
"Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ? I didn't even know he was sick !"
"I just saw someone eat 12 dozen custard donuts It looked like a gross meal"