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Joke of the Day
"What's the best fantasy book? A bible"
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"Why do molluscs only think of themselves? Because they're shellfish"
"*turns on shower* *shower whispers ""eat donuts for breakfast"" & ""get drunk tonight""* Me: Wow, that's some serious water pressure"
"Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper? It's finger licking good."
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, those who don't, and.. those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke."
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his butt."
"Why can't women drive? Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom."
"This ATM will not give me free money no matter how many times I try the Konami Code."
"GUY: I wish girls liked comics. GIRL: I love comics. GUY: Oh really? Then what's the Hulk's favorite flavor ice cream?"
"You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking Bert's side over Ernie's."