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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a fat woman lick icing off of her sleeve so that is the last time I eat in front of a mirror."

"What's the difference between a priest and a beard One comes on your face before your 13."

"This just in! A truckload of wigs has lost control and tipped over on the highway........Police are still combing the area."

"Where were these Terrorists when Seth Rogen did the Green Hornet?!?!?"

"Definition of a spider, to someone who is afraid of spiders. Spiders are just furry eight-leggedy things, think of them as two kittens taped together and you'll be fine."

"Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: ""We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."""

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothin, they're both stuck up cunts."

"Newt Gingrich would probably leave the presidential race... if he learned it had cancer."

"I was at this party the other day and saw.... that there was no punchline."

"What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to? Rub-a-dubstep!"