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Joke of the Day
"What is grey and comes in pints? An elephant!"
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"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? Because the sign says no trespassing!"
"The cats told me the reason we only have one life is because we're too stupid to handle nine lives. I believe this is true."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Gettuda. Gettuda who? Gettuda choppa!"
"Nobody who does marijuana says they ""do marijuana."""
"Some small people that I don't know think I'm strange To me they're a little stranger"
"I'd be less scared of trying to take a gun from a mugger than I am of taking an iPad from my kid."
"What do you call a person who calls themselves gay when they mean happy? A homophony."
"Though my heart is a fist, I really do my girlfriend"
"Snowmen on a hill Two snowmen are standing on a hill and one says to the other ""Smells like carrots..."""