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Joke of the Day
"I was so busy yesterday, my smart phone had 75% battery left at the end of the day."
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"David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared for a nuclear attack from North Korea. Dave mate, normally we aren't prepared for snow at winter."
"Commented on a woman's french manicure. ""I like your tips"" ...let's just say she didn't hear me correctly."
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face. A joke from a 3 year old who thought it was hilarious, but probably didn't understand it."
"An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either."
"DM: This person is writing offensive posts about you. ME: Oh cool, you follow my wife! Tell her I said hi!"
"Things 2010 owes me: 1. Transporters 2. Jetpacks 3. Laser boobs"
"So prince is dead... Which means that half-way through the embalming process, he'll be a half-blood prince."
"Three men walk into a bar... One ducks."
"Did you hear about the cookie that was litterally made of nothing but grass and dirt? it was a real tuft cookie"