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Joke of the Day
"Ibuprofen, youbuprofen, weallbuprofen."
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"what has videos about it, is black and has white all over it a black fucked girl"
"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder."
"Library joke A guy goes to the library and says, ""I want a book on suicide."" The librarian says, ""Fuck you, you won't bring it back!"""
"Why are antivax parents so afraid of their kids getting autism? Because they know, first hand, how hard life is when you're a fucking retard."
"What did one cow say to the other? Hey moo!"
"My kids are playing cowboys and Indians. One is pretending to ride a horse and shoot stuff, the other is providing tech support."
"Telling my wife I'm taking her someplace fancy is my way of getting 4 hours to myself while she gets ready."
"There once a website called toogle now it is google"
"Just bought diapers and toilet paper because all my family does is shit."