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Joke of the Day

"Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles? because Happy Hour ended."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i closer together... Because *you* are an *idiot*."

"What is the slogan of the Mormon Church? ""We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."""

"Most disgusting joke I know ... [NSFW] So, I was eating out my girlfriend when all of a sudden I tasted horse sperm. I couldn't help but shout out ""aha grandmother, so that's how you died!""."

"Sometimes I wish you could ask the pharmacist to ""make it a double""."

"My boss asked me to pick him something cheap up to eat for lunch he wasn't too happy when I came back with his daughter."

"Yo mama so fat... She takes up more mass than her thin friend."

"When someone's all, ""Words cannot begin to describe ..."" I'm all YES THEY CAN YOU HAVE A LIMITED VOCABULARY."

"First hockey game at the leper colony There was a face off and a hand-pass"

"Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."