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Joke of the Day
"Being alone with my girlfriend on Easter. ""Jesus has risen . . . and so have I."""
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"Someone stole a kitchen utensil from my house He said it was a whisk worth taking"
"Some guy changed all his pass words to 'incorrect' so his computer can tell him the right pass word if he gets it wrong"
"Why do the french have so many civil wars? Because they like to win one every now and then"
"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagin_asian_"
"So Godzilla walks into a bar... The entire building is destroyed. 23 people are missing and presumed dead."
"Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked."
"How do you get a one armed man off a tree? You wave to him"
"What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress? Me"
"Why do Jewish girls love circumcised dicks? They love anything 10% off"