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Joke of the Day

"Being alone with my girlfriend on Easter. ""Jesus has risen . . . and so have I."""

"So bored I just logged into my LinkedIn account."

"My neighbor was going out of town and asked if I'd feed their cat. I said sure... ...to what?"

"There are two varieties of hoe. One is a gardening tool. The other is a hardening tool."

"Two penguins are taking a bath together... ... One penguin asks the other penguin, ""Hey, could you pass the soap?"" and the other one says, ""Whah do I wook wike, a typewhita??"""

"A joke about construction... It's still needs work."

"What do Saudi guys and girls have in common? They all get stoned constantly."

"How do you know you're speaking with an engineer? Don't worry they'll tell you."

"Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job? He tried fighting fire with fire."

"Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer? Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)"