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Joke of the Day

"Woman bus drivers When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. And then I wait for the next bus..."

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"Did you hear about the sheep who's young son carried him off the farm? He was on the lamb."
"He and I were best friends and roommates, so sex was never on the table. It was always on the couch, the bed, and the floor. Come on, we *eat* there."
"You gotta admit that humans are the ultimate #1 lifeform because we're essentially half mermaid but we also have legs for kicking and stuff."
"Inspirational tweet: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. I hope yours is a freight train."
"Why did the dinosaur eat the baby??? It didn't. Humans did not appear until after the extinction of dinosaurs."
"Crime doesn't pay... does that mean that my job is a crime?"
"MAN TO LIZARD: ""SO I HEAR YOU'RE IN FLOORING SALES"" LIZARD: ""IM MORE IN PROMOTION"" MAN: ""WHAT DO YOU DO"" LIZARD: ""I REP TILE"""
"I'm pretty white but I don't know any white people jokes. Got any?"
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? It is really easy to roast beef."