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Joke of the Day

"Woman bus drivers When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. And then I wait for the next bus..."

"The cool thing about Cake Boss cakes is how everything is edible and has been touched all over and breathed upon for hours."

"Hating everything saves countless hours of decision making"

"Why was everyone scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender"

"LAUNDROMAT BLUES Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you."

"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber, you pervert!"

"Have you heard about the Butchers 420 Dodgeball Classic? It's a high steaks game."

"I went to the doctor's and he asked me for a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample... So I handed him my underwear."

"Me....."" Hurry up honey or we'll be late."" Wife.. ""Oh, be quiet, Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute?"""

"Why are dead baby jokes the best? Because they never get old."