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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes blank stare is the correct answer."

"I imagine Jesus' first few attempts at walking on water to be little more than a frantic run and belly flop"

"Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ? So he could bring his 'sub' on"

"What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead"

"Anytime I see a person wrapped in a Snuggie, I think, that's a person I could easily set on fire."

"""Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?"" ""Yes."" (Yamaha)"

"All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is, intelligent men don't get into relationships."

"So I heard Labour put forth a motion to build a new telescope... I guess they want to Observe-a-tory!"

"How many pretty girls are there at a monastery? Nun."

"Dr Heimlich died today I'm all choked up"