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Joke of the Day
"""Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?"" ""Yes."" (Yamaha)"
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"Why are fat people always possessed by the devil? They never exorcise."
"Arrhythmia, blocked arteries, leaky valves, ""Hey, I found you on Twitter"" and other things that will suddenly stop your heart."
"Some people think horror movies or big spiders are scary, but nothing terrifies me more than couples that share a Facebook profile."
"I don't always roll a joint, But when I do it's my ankle"
"What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do? 7-1"
"A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said 'It's no good you talking to me young man I'm stone deaf !'"
"If Natalie Portman dated Jacques Cousteau they would win celebrity couple nicknaming forever with ""Portmanteau."""
"My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived."
"If you watch Jeopardy backwards, it's about rich people paying money for answers to questions. That is all."