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Joke of the Day
"I skipped the 9 puns and killed the last one. That's a pun in ten dead."
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"A Roman walks into a bar and says ""Hey Niko! It's your cousin Roman, let's go bowling."""
"Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee? Because he was misbeehiving"
"What type of train can a ginger not ride? A soul train"
"Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!"
"New 50 Cent Song Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat? They're calling it ""Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty""."
"What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it? An empty toilet paper roll."
"I just got my medication for my depression. I'll kill myself if I don't take it."
"Apparently my neighbor down the hall doesn't watch porn. She came over 20 minutes ago asking I could fix her sink and I'm still fixing it."
"""THEN HE GOES BACK IN TIME AND THE DOGGIE IS SAD AND ICE CREAM."" --My 3 year-old, telling a more coherent story than LOST."