121175
Joke of the Day
"I talk like a sailor in front of my kid. He's gonna swear anyway and I want him to be good at it."
Next Joke
"Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread."
"Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don't even know it."
"What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law? A small medium at large"
"I tried committing suicide today Not going to do that again almost killed myself"
"I bet the Mayans made great boyfriends because they're always wrong about everything."
"How loud is John Cena? #xDb"
"Too bad Bill Nye knows science because if he didn't he could be Bill Deny the Anti-Science Guy"
"Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed? He was not Boeing."
"A lot of kids these days don't even want to be sailors... ...but it's just so easy to give in to ""pier"" pressure."