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Joke of the Day
"I bet the Mayans made great boyfriends because they're always wrong about everything."
Next Joke
"I learned today that I'm still a reddit noob."
"my street gang has been walking down the street snapping our fingers in unison for like 3 days, we all forgot why we were doing it"
"I wonder if blackbirds ever watch reruns of 'That's So Raven' and go all, ""gurl please."""
"Why are prostate exams so important? They show how much of an asshole you are"
"Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention? Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha"
"What do you call someone that delivers baby horses? An Equinecologist."
"To the teenager that flipped me off for honking at you. Your phone is on top of your car."
"Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day? Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly."
"I think the best thing about being a cyclops is no one would notice if you had a lazy eye."