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Joke of the Day

"10,000 years from now people will probably be incredibly confused why they keep digging up dog shits perfectly preserved in plastic bags."

"Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.? His vision was based on movements."

"What do you call it when batman plays hooky from church? Christian Bale"

"Did you guys hear Adele might have cancer? It's not confirmed, but tumor has it"

"Why don't they allow computers in prison? Is it because of the escape button? I think it's because of the escape button."

"What does an army of fire ants have in common with a horny dolphin? Both come in waves."

"The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU."

"What type of fruit loves chocolate the most? A Coconut."

"I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all."

"Sometimes I use words that I don't even understand myself. I think, it makes me look more photosynthetic."