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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the nun that bites her nails? You can say she has a bad habit."

"What's the difference between a shrimp with big tits and a bus station full of old people? One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station!"

"For the record ladies, your insecurities about your bodies is a bigger turn off to guys than your bodies ever could be."

"A sentence and a phrase is arguing, what did the sentence say? I know where you're coming from this phrase, but I can't see your point."

"[Catwoman's Lair] Robin: I hear someone. Batman: Lets's hide in this sandpit. {5 min later} R: This is a litter box isn't it? B: I think so."

"I have nothing in common with people that learn from their mistakes"

"What is the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes to fuck little boys..."

"What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken? (May be offensive) Mike Tyson"

"In Russia, if you're blue, and you don't where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits: Putin on the Ritz"

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Oh wow they're done already!"