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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a spoon and fork get into a fight? civilwar"
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"What is Hitler's favorite video game? Grand theft Otto"
"Did you hear about the 6 guys and the woman that went fishing? The guys didn't catch anything, but the woman came home with a red snapper."
"You know it's a crazy party when the toilets smell less of puke than the dancefloor."
"DJ vu. The feeling you get when you've heard the same music in a club before."
"Torn this election season. I think it would be awesome to have the first woman president. But I'm also curious about the apocalypse."
"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents."
"Got a Handjob from a Blind Girl last night... She said ""You have the biggest dick i've ever put my hands on"" I said ""Nah, you're pulling my leg"""
"Welcome to Religion, where everything's pretend and women don't matter"
"Women are not complicated at all, except when they expect us to read between the lines."