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Joke of the Day
"Don't call Donald Trump a cunt. He lacks the warmth and depth."
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"The conditions inside my car have drawn attention from my boyfriend, my mother, and the Center for Disease Control."
"Me: what make of dog is that? Her: breed Me [hands on knees]: I am, I'm just out of breath cos I ran over to ask what make of dog that is"
"If you want people to get mad at you, just say that your not going to care about you're mistakes."