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Joke of the Day
"Why did the train kill people? It had a loco-motive."
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"I like my coffee like I like my slaves free"
"What is a fat kids' favourite sounding instrument at school? The dinner bell."
"Yo mama's so fat... That the local all you can eat buffet had to install speed bumps"
"Whats black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra"
"An attractive Girl sits on a guys lap After a few second the girl asks ""You don't have a boner? How do you do it?"" The man replies ""Its harder than you think."""
"If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends.. If she calls you drunk, she is yours.. If she turns off her cell, she never was."
"What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump Pink Floyd actually finished The Wall."
"Adult me must concede that a major contributor to global warming was kid me leaving the front door open and heating the whole goddam world."
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13"