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Joke of the Day
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE"
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"The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on."
"What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage."
"Given the American diet, don't you think we'd have greater success locating missing children if we put their faces on liters of soda?"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid."
"Why did Subway take Jared so seriously? It was obvious he was kidding."
"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward? A receding hareline."
"I have the opposite of a photographic memory i have a potatographic memory."
"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has."
"Suggested Thanksgiving Conversation starters: ""Which God are we thanking again?"" You're welcome :)"