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Joke of the Day
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE"
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"My Dyslexic Ex Was So Stupid... She thought she couldn't get pregnant after she got a DUI."
"Did you hear about the guy with the invisible penis? He came out of nowhere."
"The self-checkout line was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons."
"2 condoms walk past a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Hey, wanna go get shit faced?"""
"Steve Irwin died as he lived With animals in his heart."
"I'm beginning to question your proclamation of your ""spiritual gifts"". You are about as intuitive as my autocorrect."
"What's Alderaan's main export? Dead bodies."
"I bet you haven't heard of this new movie Constipation... ...it hasn't come out yet."
"[friend consoling me through bad break up] ""You need to eat, Luke. You can't just sit there"" *i start crying more* Karen & I used to eat"