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Joke of the Day
"How much does a hipster weigh? One instagram!"
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"""I need a lady in a sheet who is not permitted out in the streets."" -Taliban man looking for love"
"[My Joke] Where do noodles get their nails done? At the spa-getti."
"Where can you find a scientist that's into bestiality? In his lab!"
"I'll never understand why the guy that invented Braille didn't just put the dots in shape of the actual letters."
"I told my friend that I grew up Catholic. She asked if I had ever been molested. I'm still pretty butt hurt about that"
"What is the difference between picking your nose.... ...and fucking someone up the ass? When picking your nose, you hope something **will** be stuck to the end after you pull out!"
"I asked my girlfriend to buy me some Japanese food. ... sushi did."
"Jokes There are 30 cows in a field 28 chickens. How many didn't?"
"I went in to a pet shop. I said, ""Can I buy a goldfish?"" The guy said, ""Do you want an aquarium?"" I said, ""I don't care what star sign it is."""