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Joke of the Day
"What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online? Papal"
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"My friends and I got so high in Amsterdam that we went to a local store and stole a couple of bags of ice.... We took them down to the canal and released them back into the wild."
"I was walking through an arts and crafts shop when I saw a sign saying, ""Glue Sticks."" I thought, ""No shit..."""
"What did the bunny say to the frog? [My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYkDxsaHlkg)"
"Tonight I'm having a party for people who struggle to reach an orgasm just lemme know if you can't come"
"I just made my Chiropractor's day by calling him Doctor in front of his mom."
"If you've ever used Urban Dictionary to compose or decipher a text, congratulations, you're over 40."
"Do you think it's ok to lie to a girl in order to sleep with her...? Because I feel really bad about lying to my mom like that"
"Two fat Scottish sounding women in my bar tonight... ""Hey, are you two from Scotland?"" I asked. ""It's WALES you fucking idiot,"" one yelled. I apologized, ""Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"""
"Are you the square root of -100? Cause you're the only 10i see."