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Joke of the Day

"Two Scotsmen walk past a baker One turns to the other and says 'Is that a cake or a meringue?' The other replies 'no you're right, it's a cake'"

"How many Police Officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None. He 'fell'."

"Some would say firemen deserve more money. A pole was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor."

"I'm sick of these people turning up at my door, telling me they're my saviours and if I don't listen I'll burn. Fucking firemen."

"What's a philosophers favorite toy? Plato"

"How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them? Like, did you ask him? Because only one of us is screaming right now."

"They say the hottest person in a party never gets hit on cus people are intimidated. I'm just going to assume that's why I never get hit on."

"Why do hunters make better lovers? - They penetrate deep into the bush... - They shoot at least twice... - They eat what they shoot..."

"just taught my 3yo to sing ""if you're happy and you've no wit, clap your hands"" and then laugh at the people clapping"

"Where do Satanic cults get their candles from? Bloodbath & Beyond"