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Joke of the Day

"Two Scotsmen walk past a baker One turns to the other and says 'Is that a cake or a meringue?' The other replies 'no you're right, it's a cake'"

"TIL there is a meteorologist known as Richard Assmann Punchline: Dickbutt"

"Ladies, don't tell me you care about the environment if you don't support my ""Share a Shower"" water conservation program."

"[On The Cross] Jesus:""Father, forgive them, fore they know no-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""

"Gentrification tends to happen during autumn Because the brown leaves."

"A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert."

"Did you hear about the man who drank bug spray? He pissed off."

"""You like mayonnaise? Prove it."" - Costco"

"I accidentally subscribed to the ""married man"" edition of Playboy. It's got the same centerfold every month."

"Why doesn't barbie have any kids?"