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Joke of the Day

"I just emailed ""This is a robbery!"" to my online bank. Will they just put the $$ in my account or do I have to wait for an email back?"

"The new film coming out about a kid with cerebral palsy isn't doing well with critics . . . . . It gets off to a shaky start then ends up falling flat on it's face"

"I tried to catch fog yesterday Mist."

"A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender for an entendre ,She says ""double or single"" he says ""Double"" she says ""OK yours is a big one """

"High school girls are a lot like heaven... ...hard to get in to. -[Dylan Mandlsohn](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XwGpz91IDo)"

"I just put a whole frozen chicken up my arse April fools! It was just a drumstick."

"Have you met the mushroom man? He's a real fun guy."

"The cool thing about Cake Boss cakes is how everything is edible and has been touched all over and breathed upon for hours."

"My mom used to make sure we were wearing our seatbelts in the back seat by slamming on the brakes. She was a kind soul."

"CHEAP and EASY Hack for Getting in Touch With Your Inner Self: Use 1 ply toilet paper"