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Joke of the Day
"Well i thinks it's safe to say there will be no Turkey for Christmas this year"
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"Why do gay guys like rotisserie chicken? They like the way the meat spins"
"My girlfriend just walked in and called me g@y. If my nails weren't drying I swear to God..."
"On the subject of typos... I and O can be real mitherfuckers."
"Impress your date. Be wild. Flip the table. Flip it 360 so its upright again & nothing has moved except a roll that has flown into her mouth"
"A super moon is just like a regular moon except Lois Lane doesn't recognize it when it's wearing horn rimmed glasses"
"A ""ramification"" sounds a lot more fun than it actually is."
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott -Melania Trump"
"""What's a VCR?"" My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones."
"So what happens to the pizza at the end of a porn film?"