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Joke of the Day
"I like my women the way I like my coffee... Two years old and stone cold..."
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"What does a time traveler do when he's hungry? He goes back 4 seconds."
"There are 2 types of people in the world The ones who can count."
"my doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex My girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"
"My friend told me that she wanted to give me a deep throat blow job today. ""Really!?"" I asked. ""No,"" she replied, ""April Fogarbnsrgabsjg...."" That'll teach her to try to be funny..."
"My cousin is a total audiophile... He came as soon as he heard"
"I baked my girlfriend something for Valentine's Day It was a creampie"
"With all the bad luck that the US has seen this year... You'd almost think this country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. Happy Thanksgiving!"
"For those of you who don't know me, we haven't met yet."
"My girlfriend is like Pi. Completely irrational."