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Joke of the Day

"Skinny Girl... What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"How do you get an elderly lady to say f***? Get another one to say bingo"

"Why are trains so energetic? They have Conductors."

"Not rewinding VHS movies after watching the nude scenes was the original not clearing your browser history."

"What is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know, and i don't care.."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Stuffed into a bag. Slung over the side of a mule. And brought to me by Juan Valdez."

"Kim Kardashian's birthday is today AND she got engaged to Kanye West! It's almost like it was made for TV! Wait...."

"Have you ever taken a road trip to the Seagate factory? It's a hard drive."

"I entered a joke contest and to increase my chances of winning I submit 10 jokes.... Unfortunately I didn't win, no pun in ten did..."

"Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop."