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Joke of the Day

"If looks could kill, I'd still use a baseball bat."

"[NSFW] Bill Cosby at a bar When you add rookies to a cosmopolitan it becomes a cosbypolitan"

"How do blondes like their eggs? Unfertilized"

"I doubt my inferiority complex is as good as everyone else's"

"It's a good thing I'm not a god because I'd probably just end up eating the planets after midnight over the sink."

"BOY: Dad , is a mermaid girl or a fish ? DAD : Well son that depends weather you are HORNY or HUNGRY ."

"Opening a new restaurant, focusing on gourmet noodles and spaghetti. We're also going to offer free delivery. We're calling it Send Noods"

"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and I, something smells."

"What's an algebra teachers favorite animal? A grr-affe http://metalinjection.junipconcepts.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Giraffe-Tongue-Orchestra.jpg?1fed28"

"My cleaning lady always leaves me a list of supplies she needs to clean the house. Not sure what she needs 20 boxes of cold medicine though"