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Joke of the Day

"Alien Invasion Will an alien invasion affect my plans for world domination?"

"Today someone told me that they run into things a lot So I told them that they should walk more"

"Malaysia Airlines passengers have recently been asked about their flight experience; 5% said they were satisfied. 10% said they were extremely satisfied and 85% said they were blown away."

"My Father was never proud of me One day he asked me, ""how old are you."" I said, ""I'm five"" he said,""when I was your age, I was six"""

"A man just went completely berserk at a Dollar Store & destroyed everything inside. Total damage: $48."

"Toddler tech support: ""Did you try throwing it and crying?"""

"I don't like the song Stairway To Heaven because it implies that heaven is not wheelchair accessible."

"Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!"

"CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north."

"Is your mum black ? Cause she has a massive dick."