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Joke of the Day

"There's only one problem with North Korea's miracle cure for AIDS and Ebola: The directions say the medication must be taken with food."

"Asian Keanu arrives at party. Asian Keanu gets bored. Asian Keanu Reeves."

"What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have? Neil."

"[two coworkers walk into my office] Coworkers: Hey! It's your two favorite people here to ask you a question! Me: Where?"

"A man is on the roof of a tall building, he sees a group of marathoners down below the street, why does he jump from the building? Because the marathon was sponsored by Nike"

"What do you call a gay caveman with a Viagra prescription? Homo erectus."

"Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street? She got hit by a Bus."

"It seems women are not content with just being women these days. First there was Beyonce with ""If I was a boy"" now there is this Bieber chick with ""If I was your boyfriend"""

"Pete Carroll was approached by a hooker last night but he said ""I'll pass"""

"Just gave my husband a 3 dozen box of condoms. He laughed and called it a life time supply. I laughed and called him optimistic."