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Joke of the Day
"Yar, I wound up a toy car and put it down me pants. It's driving me nuts."
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"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."
"My cousin posted a meme in family group chat and my aunt said ""maybe this is the year you find a husband like the way you find good jokes"" "
"I like to tell self-referential jokes. Like this one"
"What's black and white and red all over? The slowest zebra."
"Life is what happens between Apple product releases."
"My wife gives me sound advice. 99%Sound,1%Advice."
"I complain about my kids a lot but I'd be lost without them. Lost in my expensive sports car in designer clothes. Or lost in my clean house."
"(real news) In Virginia, a man stole a samurai sword from a store by hiding it in his pants. He later denied having the sword, telling police he *was* just glad to see them."
"college is a lot like kindergarten except instead of going to school im smoking weed in my dorm at 1 pm"