183950
Joke of the Day
"*Eats a Lean Cuisine *20 minutes go by. *Devours entire Pizza Hut store...including employees."
Next Joke
"What happens to communists who are late to class? The get marxed tardy."
"Which mythical creature casts no reflection? All of them, technically."
"But you wouldn't understand it I'd Tell you a Reverse Joke"
"Why did the blind lady fall in a well? because she couldn't see that well"
"Why can lesbians leave town faster than gay men? A lesbian can just lickitey-split, a gay man has to pack his shit first."
"Something I told my mom when I was 6... Me: I know what planet has a black hole! Mom: Which one? Me: Uranus"
"What's pale, lives in darkness and sucks blood? A tampon"
"The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo. That's Cole's Law."
"Twitter is awesome. You can have a boyfriend right in your phone. Available at all times. Unless his wife's around."