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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13."

"I love jokes about video games. They work on so many levels."

"My wife said her new addiction is goji berries but I'd prefer she get addicted to something cheaper like cocaine."

"I always have a quick look over my shoulder when sorting out my washing for the washing machines ""Blacks!"" ""Coloured!"" ""Whites!"""

"Someone asked me why my ringtone is the ""Like a G6."" Up until now I thought it was ""Like a cheese stick."""

"Justice Scalia stated that he wants to be cremated after his death Millions of women are meeting now to discuss if that's what is best for his body."

"Me: I have a younger sister but she's nothing like me. Him: Wow, she sounds perfect."

"What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided? The doctor had to heal-ium."

"Lance Armstrong finally admitted to doping... ...at least he had the ball to admit it."

"Punish your cat by lint rolling him until he is completely gone."