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"How do you make a Bloody Nicole? Like a Bloody Mary, but with a stab of OJ..."
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"pplease remember to turn your location on so the buffoons on this web site can have an easier time finding you, for whatever horrible reason"
"A blind person places hand over a grater ""Who wrote this crap?"""
"Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus, and unfortunately, so did my parents. #Christmas"
"Somebody accused me of being condescending today... ...by the way, condescending is shown or characterized by a patronizing or superior attitude toward others."
"What do you call a woman with no ass? A friend"
"What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator? Close the door! I'm dressing!"
"Hey street performer, try juggling life and a real job"
"There's a new Starbucks opening down the street. I WONDER WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE."
"Whoa bltch you dont look like a 100 likes in person."