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Joke of the Day
"What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants? Denim, Denim, Denim"
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"Just learned the Finnish have a word ""Kalsarikannit"" which means getting drunk alone at home in underwear. Signing immigration forms now."
"What do you call Donald Trump's plane? Hair force one..."
"I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."
"[slides briefcase of money across the counter] ""two big macs please"" [opens briefcase to reveal $7]"
"What music do dyslexic programmers listen to? Run/CMD"
"You better lock your doors tonight, person who taught my parents texting."
"How come arabs are not circumcised? So they have some place to keep their gum safe during a sand storm."
"My grandad always used to say to me that the best part of fighting is the make-up sex. Which would probably explain his short lived career as a boxer."
"A man who is infatuated with soil... has a dirty fetish."