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Joke of the Day
"I didn't see anyone important today, so I'll probably wear these same clothes tomorrow."
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"TIL Kurt Cobain didn't have a license. He preferred riding shotgun"
"Fax? Why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur?"
"Thank god my brother's getting his PhD, I was running out of ways to disappoint my parents."
"CRABS THINK WE WALK SIDEWAYS"
"I like my women like I like my corn. On the cob, I mean on my junk, I mean I didn't think this joke through"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but only if the lightbulb really *wants* to change."
"To the account who followed me while I slept and then unfollowed me before I woke. My apologies for taking a break. It won't happen again!"
"My skills Precision. Concentration. Patience. Fearlessness. Four skills I possess while shaving my nuts that I wish I could apply to other aspects of my life."
"How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!"