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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican that's lost his car? Carlos"

"Can't wait for the release of Jurassic Park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours"

"Cello Green has T-Rex arms."

"My wife called me a pedophile and a bigamist I thought those were some big words for a jealous six year old"

"What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty? A bouncy castle."

"ME (drunkenly picking a fight with a cake): get out my face you jerk CAKE: hey pal you wanna piece of me?!? ME: ok wow now I'm conflicted"

"Why did the pedophile cross the road? He found out he was actually 991 feet from the playground."

"Got my dad today nope nevermind, he ran away again"

"when it comes to birth control, an ounce of prevention is worth about 6 and a half pounds of cure This should be here instead of r/funny"

"Everyone's gynecologist uses the term battle damage,' right?"