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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty? A bouncy castle."
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"I wonder which lie came first: ""Oops, wrong hole!"" or ""That's never happened before!""?"
"Every program I write is completely error free No exceptions"
"Vegetarians maliciously starve animals by competing with them for the same food."
"I'm so bored with life, I've decided to read the Oxford English Dictionary from start to finish. I'm past caring."
"A guy travelling [sic] with his parrot... http://i.imgur.com/rTeps.jpg"
"The man who invented chicken nuggets was struggling to make hens' meat"
"DROWNING LAWYER Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water."
"You can lose weight if you don't eat foods that start with capital letters. Even faster if you live in Germany!"
"What did the Mexican detective say in England? I'm like Sherlock, holmes."