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Joke of the Day

"My 8-Year old patient was so pround, mom was not. Q: What type of bees make milk? A: BOO-Bees! And then he just couldn't stop laughing. Mom turned 50 shades of red and blamed dad. Good times."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife has a point. P.s: please don't kill me feminists, it's just a joke"

"A frog goes into a bank... Only to *robbit*."

"What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum? A control freak."

"Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen? You never know when she'll Let it Go."

"Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money."

"My dad told me they once had to cancel a football season because John Madden ate all of the footballs."

"What does a martial artist get at starbucks Chai Tea"

"What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common? Thousands of brown loafers"

"What does a baby in a blender sound like? I don't know, I couldn't hear it over the sound of my masturbating."