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Joke of the Day
"What do a short-sighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."
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"This girl said she wouldn't have sex with me because she was on her period... I'd say her excuse was spotty at best."
"What's it called when two female scientists have sex for the first time? A double slit experiment"
"Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?"
"I find my confidence always goes up after some basic carpentry... ...I'm pretty proud of myshelf"
"[magicians backstage] don't panic guys but I think we really just sawed that woman in half"
"I dream of a world without war, without poverty and without girls who post sexy selfies with unrelated inspirational quote captions."
"What do you call a bunch of Jews in a concert? A Moshe Pit"
"What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? You can eat a bowling ball."
"You can tell a lot about my BF by the way he's giving me the silent treatment. He's doing it wrong. I'm doing it right but can't tell him."