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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bunch of Jews in a concert? A Moshe Pit"

"Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them."

"[first date] ""so what do you do?"" *thinking about the jar of coins I plan to use for new shrubs* I'm a hedge fund manager"

"Why did the guy take his time setting up a premature ejaculation support group? He didn't want to go off half cocked."

"I really liked ""The Force Awakens"". Not everyone did. But we can all agree on one thing. Kylo Ren was willing to do what the rest of us only think when it comes to dad jokes."

"I'm confused Wait... maybe I'm not"

"Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup."

"Maybe just don't throw stones in any kind of house."

"Patient: Doctor I am very nervous. You know this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don't worry it's my first extraction too."

"What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend? The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful."