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Joke of the Day

"I dream of a world without war, without poverty and without girls who post sexy selfies with unrelated inspirational quote captions."

"*hears a sound* haha lol wat if its a ghost *5 hours later* wwhat if it was a ghost"

"Happy Mother's Day To all the guys and sperm bank who helped you get your gifts and brunch today"

"What did the Mexican name his two dicks? Jose and Hose B"

"Memory is the second thing we lose as we age I forgot what the first one is"

"Two men walk into a bar. The third one should've seen it coming."

"My mate David was a victim of ID theft Now we just call him Dav"

"An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. What do you call a singing computer? Adele."

"How can you tell retarded kids form the art students? Retards don't wear Black."

"My purse is deeper than some people."