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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the chin."
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"I had a 7 course Irish dinner last night A 6 pack of Guinness and a potato"
"A man walks up to a girl in a bar and says ""You remind me of my little toe"" . She says, ""Is that because I'm small and cute?"" He says, ""No, its because I'm going to bang you on the table later"""
"I see said the blind man... ...as he picked up his hammer and saw."
"WHAT DO WE WANT? Migraine relief. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Yell again & they'll never find your body."
"Found my 16yr old daughters Twitter today, made her deactivate it...after I copied all of her best material to my draft folder of course"
"I went to a prostitute but she charged way too much and only gave me a handjob I guess you could say I didn't get a good bang for my buck."
"Claiming that someone else's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet."
"What did the lieutenant vulture say to the enlisted vultures who stopped eating a dead cow to salute? Carrion."
"Cop: Save it for the JUDGE! Crook:Ok *crook wraps up last slice of pizza in foil* Lawyer: it's too bad the judge had to miss our pizza party"